Saw this..

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.

and agree...

Super HERO??

Ok. I'm a klutz.
I fall, drop, burn, cut and mostly anything else you can think of.
So if I ever were to be a superhero my name would be 'Klutz'
I would wear a spandex suit in a disturbing color with a big brown K on the chest..
'My super power' you ask.. Well..

I will be able to, with only my toes, find sharp edges in a pitch dark room..
My hands will be able to detect and identify heat by simply touching it for a couple of seconds
My eyes will catch any liquid coming from a citrus fruit no matter the distance.

It will take me atlest 45 minutes to get changed since I tend to get caught in the phonebooth and need to be greased out by some pimp who hasn't seen a shower in three days..
My cool Klutzmobile will be in the shop since I backed off the fender, so I'll be riding the buss.. which would explain the cape getting stuck on my ass, cause I (of course) sat on the 2 hour old, very sticky gum on the seat..
My underwear will be riding up my ass, so I'll be grabbing and pulling on it the whole time I'm running after the bad guy.
If I do catch the bad guy I will confuse him with my female ability of not making any sense. If I catch a bad girl I will (of course) give her number to my brother.. (I'm a Klutz, not an idiot)


I probably won't have time to shave my legs so after a long day of chasing bad guys I will turn static after pulling the spandex suit off.. and end up looking like a mad cat with all my hairs on end.. (this is why I'm single)

This is who I'd be if I was a Superhero..
Think I need help... =P

This is what you do..

My birthday is tomorrow, Sunday (29th) and I would love if you readers could do me a favour..

Grab all your friends or stand strong alone (it doesn't matter) Make a sign that says 'Happy Bday Isabelle', hold it up and take a picture. I want to see your faces.. =)Send the pictures to: be_icy@hotmail.com or icrusoe@live.se

This is all I wish for this birthday, since everything else is just the way I like it..

BTW incase you missed it.. I don't care that Witcher 2 is a great game..
Bioware kicks ass!!!

I'm not funny

Anyone who tells you that is lying.. I am just a person with no social filter at all.. I say what's on my mind and usually it's a load of crap that does not fit in anywhere, leats of all in the situation where I said it..

People do not laugh with me, they laugh at me, which is fine 'cause so do the voices in my head..
I know who I am, I know I'm not the brightest or sexiest or funniest or riches person in the room. If you think there is a but coming, you're wrong..

I am me.. average, silly, cute, little me.. With a nice ass and skills in the kitchen that some people would kill for..
I will not change for anyone, but me... So I'm a nerd.. I rather be single than have to give up time playing my fav videogames.. Well not quite, but you get my point..

I'm on my way to becoming a Pshycologist, I have a nice apartment and my daughter is amazing.. My life as I'm turning 33, is really, really good...
If I wasn't me, I would be wishing I was.. =)

So to all wanting to wish me happy birthday on Sunday.. My phonenr is on facebook or just add me on Twitter and send me a message..

Love you all..
Worship BIOWARE =P

Once again

I find myself tooting my own horn, as I so eloquently call it.. I've been craving choklate like a drunk bitch with PMS..
Somehow I manage to stay civil to the most ppl around me. *toot toot*

So bored out of my mind I made this..

It's clips from the awesome game Mass Effect.. I'm trying to not freak out over the amount of time it's left before I get to play the Third and finale game in the series..

Hurry up Bioware..

Oh BTW if this is illegal for me to do (the video) pls let me know and I'll take it down at once..

I've got to

I'm really sorry, but my mind will always be in the gutter. It loves it there, it thrives in dirty jokes and snappy comebacks..

So leave me be if you can't take it.. I'm not flirting with you just because I can make everything you say into something dirty.. I'm just nuts..

Love me or don't.. I'm a crazy MF with a great sense of humor..


On a different note. A flat!

If they f*** with me

Ok.. So I had the worst thought ever.. What if they make Joker a LI, but make him only for M characters.. That would break my heart..

Are we forgotten?

I remember when Dragon Age 2 was the hot topic, and interviews were starting to surface. I was so exited to see what they had to say. Finally they started to explain stuff about the game. They explained Normal, Veteran and Nightmare mode in great detail.. It made me feel as though they think us casual players suck..

I love the games, that's why I bought the games, so how come you hate me?? =P
I just don't feel like being challenged.. I play them to get away from the challanges of school and kids and work.. So how about giving out an achievment just for us casual players.. Cause if I'm not mistaken I believe that Nightmare has a lot of separate achievments.

Anyway.. Looking forward to E3 and everything game related.. I am without a doubt a NERD..
But don't get me wrong, this NERDS heart belongs to Bioware.. 4-ever..

Haha... BTW.. Follow me on twitter MY Twitter ....

Seth Green and his lovely wife Clare Grant is getting a shoutout.. Go ZombieApocalypse!!! We're ready..

Oh don't you just hope

 This is my fav art on Joker.. Done by the talented Uglynoodles
Oh, I so hope this will be possible. On the other hand I do know the game will be great.. As long as I don't have to probe planets that is..

After alot of playthroughs

I have finally made 4 really good SG's to import to ME3, perhaps I'll make a renegade playthrough as well if I can just find it in me to be a bad ass.

Oh.. Has anyone else had the idea of making a robot in the game with David Spade as a voice actor??? His voice is made for this..
or maybe Eddie Izzard.. Yes yes.. Love him.

Here's my concern, I'm a casual player, really casual... Well, now I hear that the new Normal will be the old Veteran..
Sooo?? Does that make the New Casual more difficult too? 'Cause if it does, I'm dead..


A trip to Canada is taking form in my head.. Have been recommended some nice hotels and it would be great if everything could just work out.. With school and kids and parents.. =)
Won't be able to see lovely Edmonton in the summer, but perhaps November will be just as nice..
Well, just planning right now. Nothing is written in stone..

Aww well, I have to get back to my administration homework, again. =)

See Ya

Hopefull

He might be an LI in ME3.. MIGHT BE.... Keeping my fingers crossed, and my toes to just in case..
 Love that sexy back..

On a positive note.. Bioware have decided to move the releasedate to first quarter of 2012. Love that decision, it makes for an awesome game since they get the chance to polish every diamond in there.. =)

He is so cute a could just break his legs every night.. =P

Love Always

For Bioware that is.. I am hooked on both Dragon Age and Mass Effect.. Shame on me.. A few years ago I was hooked on Baldurs Gate..

I don't know what it is that makes these games so fun to play, over and over and over again.
Luckily school is not affected by my (not so sane) love for Bioware.

So far I've managed to get really good grades and at this point I'm studying Administration, Psycology and Spanish.. Loving everything and looking forward to being bilingual. I know, I know, knowing both Swedish and English makes me that allready, but another language won't hurt. Spanish is a good choice I think.

Sooo.. In my free time I'm writing a script, making movies and figuring out how to make and use 3D.. Busy busy, but enjoying every second..

And to you my love.. Call me when you wake up, I miss you. =)