Relationship Starbucks

I really need one.. cause for some reason I can spend two years with a fucking moron that doesn't pay attention to me, treats me like shit and act psycho without leaving him. But damn it if Starbucks get my order wrong I demand that they do it right or give me my money back..

Seriously.. give me a Relationship Starbucks..

Hi, I'll have a strong, dark one. Extra sugar, hold the crazy.. =)